Bancul de Vineri

Se cauta politisti cu cunostinte de limbi straine. Examinatorul intreaba: 
- Candidat do you speak english? 
- Haaaaaa…? 
- Respins, urmatorul… 
- Candidat do you speak english? 
- Haaaaaa…? 
- Respins, urmatorul… 
- Candidat do you speak english? 
- Yes, I do! 

Examinatorul: 
- Haaaaaa…?!?!?